Santa, Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
POSITIVE APPROACH, Submitted by Sachin
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But, the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...OK"
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